Buy a pound, cut it down, couple pounds, roll it up. Someone direct me to all the females with giant...bongs
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life
spread your wings, baby! you’re a strong independent popcorn who don’t need no man!
- Anthony Hopkins (via e-d-g-e-s)
As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously?
Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?
I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.
But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened?
Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?"
- Aman Ali (via coffeeurlgirl)
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs